Dumb Questions

I hate people who ask the dumbest questions. One that I get often is do you work at Sears? No I don’t, I just like wearing a big nametag that says Sears and “How may I help you?” across it. I used to get a lot of dumb questions from my older brother. He would come from upstairs through the living room and dinning to the kitchen where I was eating and ask, “Where’s mom?” Well, if you do a process of elimination the only other possible place she could be is the basement and since you know she’s in the house I think she just might be down there. Yup, she has to be down there.

I mean, how stupid can people be? I get the most stupid questions at work now. One example is “Do you know how much this is? Because there is no tag.” Well, how do you expect me to know how much the item is without the tag? The only way I can find out is if I go back to the clothes rack and look at the big sign with the price on it or just simply pick another item with the tag on it. You know that’s something you could have done yourself. All I want is for people to just think before they ask things. It’s extremely annoying. You could really save yourself and me some valuable time. Life is too short to waste.

By Cierra Porter